Gear for the Chronically Employed.
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Made in America, by Americans, who also hate their bosses. We’re guessing.
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Extra money? No, I chose to work here instead.
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I told you it wouldn’t work.
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I may not know everything, but I do know you are wrong. So does everyone else.
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Sorry. I didn’t realize caring so much about my job would get me in trouble.
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CEO: Person who does no work but takes all the credit.
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Love my work. Hate my bosses.
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Minimum Wage = Minimum Effort
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Those who can’t do, manage. Poorly.
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WORK MANTRA: Gray hair. Just don’t care. #earnedit
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We thought you knew. You were hired to be the fall guy.
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If only there were a nearby expert who could have saved you. Moron.
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Attention: The sign on my door does not read “Complaint Department.”
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