Gear for the Chronically Employed.
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Made in America, by Americans, who also hate their bosses. We’re guessing.
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Extra money? No, I chose to work here instead.
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We thought you knew. You were hired to be the fall guy.
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If only there were a nearby expert who could have saved you. Moron.
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Attention: The sign on my door does not read “Complaint Department.”
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We all work for morons.
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Moron: (noun, informal) 1. a very stupid person 2. my boss
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Really, it’s ok. I’ll be here long after you get fired.
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This meeting could have been handled via email.
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Clearly, my boss slept his way to the top.
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Yeah, it was a good idea when I suggested it two years ago.
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I’ll dress better when you pay better.
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I’ll dress better when you pay better.
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